Calm and Collective with my legal buds

I was sitting on my couch today smoking some of my legal buds when out of nowhere my girl accidentally tripped into my bike. OMG, she flipped it on its side!!!! I was mad but I not that much since I had just had a bowl or two. She was pretty lucky for that and also cuz it didn’t get scratched since I had it near the grass. My girl is so clumsy, I dono what I would have done if my bike shattered into a million pieces. It was funny because she was even surprised that I don’t flip on her lol. I feel so lucky that nothing worse happened with my bike though.